Back in 2015, round about Christmas time, I played a private gig at the birthday bash of one of the many people I know named Andy.
I just rediscovered the ‘bootleg’ style recording of that gig that I thought I lost years ago.
It was a fun night. As well as my little acoustic set, Matt Stevens played a set full of guitar loops and beer quaffing and a gentleman named Robert Ramsay cast a spell.
Yes, an actual spell was cast.
The gig was notable because my set included the first ever public rendition of my song Flow My Tears, The Policeman Said.
It also included a performance of my song When Will I Get My Jetpack? This is a fun song that has been lurking about for ages. Because it has never fit into a wider project I’ve never got round to recording it.
Maybe one day.
In the meantime, here is the dodgy acoustic version of that song to put in your ears!
I’ve put the whole set up on bandcamp for my subscribers to enjoy. Or at least to listen to.
Bit tired – hence my slightly knackered looking face.
I have spent a big chunk of Saturday working songs for three – yes, three – different projects.
I’ve got a song from my next full length album to a good enough state that I shared it with the Evil Record Label Boss. He said nice things (though mostly about the bass and drums, which were played by other people).
The new album is taking shape nicely. It’s the most rocky album I’ve done so far, with more distorted guitar than any others I’ve released. Not full on metal or anything, but a bit louder fuzzier than the others.
That said, there’s also plenty of acoustic guitar on it as well.
Depending on the final track listing I decide, it might end up being another long album with only 5 actual songs, like Fit the Fourth from a few years ago. Two of the songs combined come to about 32 minutes, which I almost enough for an album all by themselves. Then I’ve got three or four shorter form songs to choose between to complete the thing. Including a finished version of this song from last year’s FAWM:
I’ve also been working on my next subscribers only ep – more info on this over the next few weeks. Basically bandcamp subscribers get loads of extra stuff, including a whole actual EP of songs that aren’t available elsewhere.
Well, I say EP. This year I have a lot of songs. We might be in album territory. Which means this year might technically be a two album year…
Aaaaaaaaand for the third project, I’m doing a bit of production on a friend’s album so have put a bit of time into that as well. Busy busy. New music soon!
Songwriting selfie! Here’s my stupid face – and also a deliberately blurred picture of some lyrics. Cos guess what? I’ve finished the lyrics for my next album.
The last song that needed words was the big long twenty minute proggish number that will finish the album. Turns out it’s a sort of hymn to being an indoors kid and getting lost in scifi and fantasy novels, computer games and stuff like that.
The theme of the album is probably escapism and how important it is. But as I haven’t finished recording the vocal parts yet I guess that could change. We’ll see.
More importantly, I have lyrics! The album is completely written, most of the recording is done except for vocals and a some guitar parts. There will be a new album. (There’s even an outside chance it will be finished by the deadline. but don’t tell the Evil Record Label Boss that).
For the thirteenth time I’ve finished February Album Writing Month.
Did I win? Yes! and no.
The challenge is to write 14 songs in the month of February and I got to 11. So in a way I didn’t complete the challenge. However, I now have 11 new songs all of which I think are pretty good, so that’s definitely a win. Lots of them will end up on ‘proper’ releases in the near future.
Several of these songs were inspired by people who shared pictures, so thanks to those of you who did.
Here’s a little rundown of each.
I Have A Mask.
This one’s inspired by a picture of a weird cat face menu. It wasn’t a mask, but it made me think of masks. Probably the most complete lyric of the month, it’s about hiding behind masks and living a lie.
2. Bilge Rats
Inspired by a picture of a sea monster underneath a ship, this one’s an upbeat almost heavy metal song about rats leaving a sinking ship, and the idiot humans who don’t realise the danger they are in.
3. Dance on a tree
This one’s from the point of view of a child who doesn’t understand why their mother has decided to run away with them rather than have them sacrificed. Look it’s not my fault the subject matter is so dark, that’s the sort of picture people were sharing.
4. High Wire Act
Easily my favourite song of the month Twisty riff, singalong chorus, what’s not to like. Lyrically it’s about mental ill-health, a theme across a few of the songs. It’s about maintaining a calm exterior while on the inside you feel anything but.
5. 50 Million
Every year FAWM throws up surprises. The lyrics hear were inspired by a news story about the royals. I am deeply and unapologetically republican (in the literal sense, not the American party political sense) but it often seems like very few other Brits are. This is an upbeat song about that.
6. Where are we now?
Semi-improvised and with lyrics created by various random means. This one is just voice and guitar and to be honest, I’m not sure what it’s about. Not bad though.
7. Traitor Thoughts
I said High Wire Act was my favourite. I’m not sure that’s right. This one is great too. It’s got all the time signatures and sounds a bit like Radiohead (like 50% of my songs do). It’s another one about mental ill-health too, as it’s all about imposter syndrome. It does that Paranoid Android/Bohemian Rhapsody thing of cramming lots of different sections into a short run time.
Big Riff! This one has the big riff! I actually wrote a big heavy metal riff with down-tuned guitars and everything. This one’s about asking for help. It currently has a scrappy out of tune guitar solo that I actually kind.
9. Ghost Stories
The last song inspired by a fan picture. The words came to life after imagining the story behind a hole in a wall, behind which some very old newspaper was found.
This is one of the songs from the month that maybe doesn’t work so well. I think it’s interesting and has some good moments in it though. It’s a study in moving between triplet and straight feel.
10. So Lucky
Every February Album Writing Month, I end up turning out at least one song that’s good but not very me. This one reminds me vaguely of various 90s indie rock songs I would have half heard when I was mostly being a teenage metal head. It’s a bit straight, a bit 4/4 and a bit breezy to sit alongside my other songs, but it works pretty well on its own.
The last song! Inspiration for this? I was listening to a BBC political programme and a government minister mispronounced the word ‘hyperbole’ to rhyme with ‘hyper bowl’. Twice. And I found myself thinking, beyond the ideological madness of the class of people who have been in power in the UK since 1979, the current lot are just so unacceptably stupid. Not my usually subject, but there you go. I was also listening to Therapy?. Remember them? I think I ripped them off a bit for this too.
So there you go. 11 songs that wouldn’t have existed if I hadn’t done February Album Writing Month.
Next steps? Erm…. I’ll record some of them properly for a future release at some point I guess. Probably.
I’m writing this early on a Saturday morning. By the end of the weekend it will be half way through FAWM and if I’m to stay on track I need to finish three song demos in two days.
I’m tempted to create some false jeopardy by not doing this and ending up behind. Cos that will create drama. But there’s a very real chance I won’t need to artificially engineer that situation. Last weekend all I needed to do was record songs I’d half worked out over the previous week. Now? I’ve got little snippets of ideas and that’s it.
Here’s a video diary vlog thing from the last week. As you can see, not the most productive of weeks. Though I do have a ‘big riff’. So that’s promising. There will be at least one song this weekend.
The first four songs are pretty strong though, in my opinion. Here they are:
I Have A Mask – this one is about wearing a mask and faking your entire life. Being a science fiction fan, I never think in metaphors and was literally thinking of some weird non-human creature pretending to be a normal person.
Bilge Rats – This is a big loud song in 4/4 about rats leaving a sinking ship. Sort of a ripp off of Therapy?. Remember Therapy?? Great band.
Dance on the Tree – sort of a rip off of latter day Opeth. One of the pictures was of a scary looking tree. I assumed it was a tree used for human sacrifice and wrote accordingly.
High wire act – If I had to call FAWM quits for whatever reason, I’d still call it a success cos of this song. I’m really happy with it. This is a good song! Twisty riff, silly solo, singalong chorus. It is well good (I am biased. But it is good).
It’s February! And that means I’ll be writing 14 brand new songs, as I’ve tried to do every year for the last 12.
As a warm-up I wrote a new song, Faceless Men.
You can hear it over on bandcamp (it’s up as a pay-what-you-want download):
Faceless men was inspired by a picture one of my ‘fans’, Barry shared. Last November I put out a call for weird pictures that might inspire a song. Lots of people shared them, and this was Barry’s contribution:
I assumed that these faceless men were a weird cult who decided to hide away in a bunker until the inevitable apocalypse had passed. They’re down there now, eating tinned food and refusing to admit how scared they are.
There will be more FAWM songs! Here’s a the latest studio diary which will tell you more:
In my last post I shared the highlights from the first 6 months of 2020. Let’s take a look at the rest of the year.
This month saw the release of three – yes, you heard me right, three! – bootleg releases for my lovely subscribers. This included two acoustic songs that were previously unreleased, a draft mix of a new version of my song ‘Through These Veins’ and a bootleg recording of an entire acoustic duo set Gareth and I played in 2017.
In August I had a go at creating a lyric video for my song Satellites. I’m quite happy with how it turned out.
My mate Graham shared a photo and said ‘write a song about that’. So I did. Here it is:
The main problem during this month was the Union of Bloody Andys.
But also in this month I released my new version of my song IronBark. Which is well good and you should listen to it.
Inspired by Graham’s picture challenge, I asked for more pictorial inspiration. Here’s another song inspired by a picture shared by a lovely online person.
The Union of Andys were vanquished (and a couple of hundred quid was raised for charity) when I released my first, last and only Christmas single ‘Our Very Final Christmas’.
So there we are. 2020 is done. Was it a good year? No, no I don’t think I’d say that. Was it a productive year? Yes, I think it was. I wrote and released some music I’m really proud of and I think that’s helped me figure out what 2021’s music will sound like.
2020 also saw all sorts of silliness committed by my ‘fans’, not least the nonsense with The Union of Andys. That was a lot of escapist fun that helped make an unpleasant year more bearable.
Huzzah for music and silliness. Hopefully there’ll be lots more of both in 2021.
We’re nearly at the end of the longest year I’ve ever lived through. Yes, I know it had the normal number of days, but didn’t they stretch out? Didn’t they expand to make way for the anxiety, boredom and horror of the last twelve months.
Not a good year in many ways, and I know I am lucky to have had a relatively easy time of it compared to others. But also, musically a relatively productive year. Let’s have a little recap, shall we?
2020 was the tenth year of me releasing music as a solo artist. Ten years! So naturally I released a digital ‘best of’ compilation that came with a pdf download of my gig diaries. The gig diaries are entirely true and factual. They covers such topics as:
The rituals and chants Bad Elephant Music artists engaged in after the label’s first showcase gig
The Demon that haunts a music pub in Watford
Praying Mantis Dave, the seven foot tall insectoid biker with whom I have a blood-feud
That time I turned into a bird and flew away after a gig.
For eleven years I have been taking part in February Album Writing Month (FAWM). 2020 was the first time I completed the challenge and wrote and recorded 14 brand new songs in the month of February.
Needless to say, I was very happy about this.
Partly it was successful because I filmed every song. Why would that help? It meant I was forced to put up with a single take of the vocal and guitar parts, which stopped my procrastinating and trying to fix mistakes.
Here’s one of my favourites:
Lockdown kicked in and we were all stuck indoors. I got a new studio mascot and tried to spend as much time as I could in the studio. Which definitely worked out well.
April was all about studio work. I had written all those songs in February and decided on the mad idea that these would form the basis of that year’s Subscriber’s EP.
May saw the release of that Subscribers Only EP and yearly ‘Indoctrination Guide’. Here’s a page of lies from said guide:
It also saw the release of the first new single from FAWM, Racing Gravity.
This was a very busy month. I did a livestream concert, I engaged in a bit of t-shirt related weirdness [see pic below] and I released Skeletons, the second lockdown single.
All in all, the first half of the year was quite productive despite the weird awfulness of the outside world.
This is a charity single. I have recorded a charity single. I think that fact justifies it and all the silliness around it.
The story of how this song came about is summarised in this video:
Yes, I do end up sobbing in that video. Nothing rhymes with Christmas!
Money raised through download sales will be passed on to the UK foodbank charity The Trussell Trusts hungry people will be fed. And they’ve found a match-funding donor for the Christmas period, so your donation will be doubled. It’s priced at one pound, but you can go higher if you would like.
To download (and donate) click ‘buy in the bandcamp widget up above or click on this link.