It’s halloween. Here are some of my murder ballads.

I have written one or two songs the subject matter of which could be desribed as a tad dark.

What the Orderly Saw is about a hospital orderly interrupting some criminals and being shot dead

Nightfall is about the hunger for human flesh that we all feel. Go on, admit it, you want to taste long pork.

Self Made Man is about replacing your body parts with mechanical alternatives in a bid to escape whatever it was that happened to your wife.

Ironbark is 20 minutes long. On average, that’s one person dead every four minutes. “5 men know where the bodies are buried, here in Ironbark”.

Ghosts in my Dreams is about your guilt over the bodies you’ve left behind.

In Some of the Creatures Have Broken the Locks on the Door to Lab 558 everyone dies. Everyone.

Turn the metronome off!

I’ve been enjoying the new Iron Maiden album.

In particular I like how it sounds like a band playing together in a studio. There are little things, like the occasional fret buzz, or hi hat count ins between sections that another producer might cut out in the name of ‘perfection’.

I don’t think they’re playing to a click track – the tempos aren’t metronome perfect. In fact I’m just listening to ‘The Red and the Black’ and the tempo has sped up or slowed down a little three or four times since starting typing.

Rock bands should record like this.The only reason I can think for not doing so is if you’re Fear Factory and playing songs about evil robots. Then you can sound like a machine, cos it makes sense. Everyone else? Turn the bloody metronome off!

Of course, not having an actual band I am forced to use click tracks. Needs must. I try and leave little mistakes in and have changes in tempo where I can. When recording ‘Some of the Creatures….’ I recorded guide tracks that were deliberately loose and a bit rough around the edges timing wise – musical rather than robotic – and recorded the real parts with that as a guide.

Perfection isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

 

 

 

 

A Year of Stuff

Doing some planning for creative projects over the next 12 months.

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Titles have been redacted, but I have on my plate four albums of new music, two writing projects, and re-releases of my previous steampunk albums with bonus tracks n stuff. . smile emoticon (It’s me putting stuff on my plate. I needn’t do any of this. Is this excessive? It might be).

Gigs gigs gigs!

One of the things I don’t really have time to sort out is performing.

I can do day job, recording music, a bit of promo, and, well, life. But there isn’t the time to do all the work that would go into making gigs happen, not if I want to get the music recorded and released at a pace I’m happy with. So I am very happy that people ask me to play gigs. This is probably the best way to ensure you get to see me play – ask me to a thing you’re putting on. We need a room and some people, that’s all.

So coming up we have:

August 21st – Supporting JH at the Miller Pub, London Bridge 7pm. Facebook event.

August 22nd – The Surrey Steampunk Convivial New Malden, I think I’m playing around 9ish. Facebook event.

September 12th – House concert in London (dunno If that’s open to the general public yet)

July 16th 2016Eppyfest!

Plus hopefully some stuff in the pipeline for November will get sorted and I get to visit other parts of the country.

Recently I’ve also played in Durham, Weymouth, London thanks. All of these gigs have a. not cost me money b. had lovely audiences c. been great events that people have enjoyed.

Having spent quite a while playing shit gigs on the London circuit a few years back, I regard this current policy of playing stuff when nice people come to me with interesting ideas as a good one.

There’s never been a better time to be a musician

The Fierce and The Dead, label mates of mine, just sold out of their new EP. And it hasn’t been released.  How on earth did they do that when things are so dire for musicians these days?

 After all, we keep on hearing how streaming business models are cheating artists, that no-one wants to pay for music, that albums are dead, that the market is awash with mediocre artists making it impossible for the good stuff to shine through.

Well you know what? I’m sick of hearing musicians whine about it, because I think things are great.

I don’t mean that I disagree with some of that analysis. Streaming isn’t being done right and if artists want to organise and do something about it, or just opt out and offer something different I have plenty of time for that. I also believe that artists need to be paid when they do some work (which isn’t the same thing as expecting to be paid just because you created some music that no-one else asked for).  I’d also add to the list the dire state of music education in the UK. Playing an instrument is more than ever a hobby for rich kids.

But the negativity needs to be balanced with a reality check. 

Twenty years ago there were bands signed to record labels. The labels invested in them and people paid good money for their music. They made a great living, many got rich. Plenty of people hanker after those golden days. Bands had it so good then.

You know what? Your band wouldn’t have been one of them.

Getting signed was a lottery, having a hit and making money happened at random. The chances of it happening to you were virtually nil. Actually making a living that way was precarious and in no way guaranteed. But that system was pretty much the only way to get your stuff recorded and distributed because of the costs involved.

Now you can record professional quality music for a fraction of the price. You can distribute it electronically and print up small enough runs of physical product that you can avoid boxes of unsold merchandise cluttering up your home. You can hear independent musicians from all over the world and connect with enthusiasts you never would have met twenty years ago. You can build an audience in the slow-cook real world way: one listener at a time. You can do it all without racking up debt or ruining your life.

Is it a problem that so many people are making music and releasing it? Are you kidding? How could it be bad that more people are discovering the joy of making music.

But it’s so difficult to make money as a musician

I don’t care.

I care about the actual injustices – streaming being a good example – but I don’t care about your lack of audience. If you’re in it to make money you need to give the public what they want. And what they want might not be music any more.

If you’re in it for the art then do the art, do it honestly and try to develop an audience in a sustainable way that doesn’t whine or beg or ask them to kickstart bullshit for you.

In previous decades I couldn’t have recorded any of my music and I never would have developed the small following that I have. It’s a small following that means eventually my musical endeavours break even, and I am very happy about it. I want to keep growing that audience. Maybe that way one day I’ll get the music into profit.

The Fierce and the Dead are doing a hell of a lot better than me because they’ve been working hard, putting on blisteringly good live shows, releasing amazing music and developing an audience. They haven’t been throwing music into the void then assuming that means they should get paid. They’ve found some success and they deserve it.

Now is the best time there’s ever been to be a  musician. Anyone who says otherwise doesn’t have music as a priority.

July Newsletter

Here’s the text of my latest newsletter, with the fanpage password redacted. You need to sign up for that.

 

Hello you!

It’s just under two months since Fit The Fourth was released. Good things have happened since including:

1. Prog Mag Review

I’m a ‘batty steampunk wizard’ apparently. I quite like that. More info here.

2. Launch gig!

I played an acoustic launch gig. It was great fun, none of the audience threw anything, and the support set from fellow Bad Elephant Jon Hunt was great.

Over on the fan page I’ve put up a zip file with recordings of most of my set from that night. You can download and hear far, far too many songs about Seven Bells John. Including a one man version of Seven Bells Redeemed. Not quite sure how I pulled that off.

I’ve also put up lyrics from recent releases as some people who bought CDs at gigs might never have seen the digital only lyrics sheets.

The password for the fanpage is [REDACTED]. Here’s the link.

3. Competition?

Oooh, shall we have a competition? If you want a free CD (don’t tell David from Bad Elephant Music!) reply to this email with an explanation of what the new password is about. No using google, that’s cheating! I’ll pull a winner out of my hat. Deadline is Weds 5th August.

Thanks for listening you mad, lovely people. See below for gigs and other stuff.

Tom

www.tomslatter.co.uk

Gigs! 
August 8th – House Concert
August 22nd  -The 5th Surrey Steampunk Convivial Link
Elsewhere – There should be gigs in other parts of the country later in year. Stay tuned!

Fit the Fourth has been launched!

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So yesterday I launched my album Fit the Fourth by putting some people into a little Chapel in Bethnal Green and singing songs at them.

There’s a list of things that have gone wrong with acoustic gigs that I was keen to avoid: dodgy sound, no seating, a dodgy or random set of acts, a lack of coherence to the night, silly ticket prices.

None of these things went wrong yesterday. The sound was good, the venue was different and had seats in it, it makes total sense to have Jon Hunt and myself on the same bill, there was no money involved (apart from the sound guy’s well-earned fee and the CDs people purchased). It was a proper little show and it worked.

I’m very glad it did because it’s the first time I’ve organised a gig.

That’s not entirely true, I’ve organised many a school concert. Trying to organise forty or fifty teenagers in various different acts and sort out sound, lighting and stage management with too few staff is considerably more stressful than this was.

It is the first time I’ve organised a gig of my own music, to launch an album that’s out on an actual label (well, Bad Elephant Music​). It’s the first time I’ve been top of a bill and certainly the most people ever to turn up to see me play who didn’t have to because they were my friends and family.

It’s the first time I’ve played 45 minutes of music where almost every single song was about the same character. It was the first time I’ve attempted to play a one-man version of one of my 20 minute songs that was never intended to be performed in that fashion (I think it worked!).

It was, in short, a bloody good night and I am very happy with it.

There will be recordings in a few days. You have been warned.

PS. I love that the picture above makes it look more like a lecture that happened to include a guitar.